The Alberta government announced this morning that they will be opening a judicial inquiry into whether the incompetence of the Edmonton Oilers hockey team over the past nine years has been the cause of the worldwide drop in oil prices of over 40 percent in just over a month.
The Edmonton Oilers announced today that they have decided not keep paying royalties for their victory song in 2015 since “it was unlikely we’d ever need it this year.”
Geez! Now you’ve done it, haven’t you? Ain’t gonna happen. Sorry.